Gotta keep her off the pole. What are some names that you almost guarantee she becomes a stripper? I'm thinking:
Bambi, Jasmine, Jade
Which Girls names will land your new daughter a one way ticket to the stripper pole?
Amber
Angel
Crystal
Chastity
Kitty
Dewer
Buffy
Monique
Jewel
Pudding
Tasha
Brandie
Bambie
Ginger
Brittany
Bridget
Ashley
Tiffany
Summer
Sweetie
Honey
Candie
Apple
Hildegarde
Reply:my friend has a twin brother and their mom is a stripper
my friends name is Blaze Star Carmichale
and her bros name is Hunter Green Carmichale
Reply:i really hope you don't want your daughter to become a stripper but Cinnamon should do
Reply:candi, jayde, jasmine, bambi, ginger ........paris hilton.
Reply:Jewel
Starla
Reply:we didnt know what we were having and i picked out a girls name and my husband said he was kill me if i named our daughter this name because it was too stripper like...
Lindy
we had a boy so all is well
Reply:Anything that ends in an "i" or has an "x" in it is trouble.
Reply:Oh I've got a whole list...
Crystal
Brandy
Tiffany
Mercedes
Kayleigh
Neveah
Mandy
Bridget
Oh wait, I forgot to add:
Star
Skylar
Jackie
Chantrelle
Giselle
Blossom
Tara
Adrianna
Sabrina
Tasha
Reply:i have a whole list
angel
brandy
cinnamon
daisy
ella
fun (my friends kid)
ginger
jewel
jade
janet
kylie
lola
lorrain
mindy
noel (ex's stripper)
star
trixie
Reply:Crystal
Candy
Tonya
Jessica
All three that you picked are stripper names.
Reply:When we were picking out baby names my husband turned down many names because he said they were stripper names...
I didn't agree with him on most BUT he said no to Brooke, Devon, Sierra, Savannah, Skyler, Lola, and Piper.
I added Amber, Ember, Gemma, and Candie.
Fun Question! SD
Reply:Name your daughter whatever you want. It's the parenting that causes something like that to happen.
But stay away from:
Monique
Giselle
Bambi (you're right)
Kiki
Crystal
Angel
Reply:jewel
Reply:dude, you do understand that most strippers MAKE UP names when they become strippers or hos, don't you? You didn't really think they were born named Jasmine, Amber Tiffany etc right? Most of them are really named Carol, Beth, Julie, Laura etc. LMAO.
Reply:Oh so I have a stripper name?
I am not a stripper.....imagine that....Name your daughter what you want to....it doesn't mean she will be a hoe or a stripper!
Reply:Candy and Bambi sound pretty poley!
Reply:Hey I think it is unfair that you would put a name as old as Jasmine up there. I happen to be named Jasmine and I never made it to the stripper pole. In fact I have a degree and I have worked in local city government. I think you should do some serious thinking. Honestly you know there are some Jane's and Jessica's and Elizabeth's that have gone on to become strippers.
Reply:my cousin named her daughter Kimberly Champagne
and my niece's name is Crystal Lace
those are so stripperish
also Chasity, Charity,
oh and Dixie (I wish I was in Dixie)
Reply:A good parent who does everything they can to raise the child to be a good wholesome person can have a daughter named Bertha turn out to be a stripper.
Reply:Ginger
Reply:candy
love
amber
summer
Reply:Roxy
Trixie
Velvet
Ryan
Lacey
Lace
Reply:Tracy
Casey
Crystal
Dawn
Brandy
Tammy
Jessica
Pamela
Jennifer
Angel
Skyla
Starla
Katie
Destiny
Coco
Misty
Tonya
The list goes on and on and on.. please pick a unique name that isn't trashy!!! Go with an Irish name or something!
Reply:The hottest stripper name these days is:
Amber
In fact any name that is a jewel or plant is trouble:
Jade
Jasmine
Amethyst
Ivy
Most strippers use popular names that are common among white suburban girls for the last 19-20 years:
Alexis
Samantha
Ashley
Taylor
Alyssa
Kayla
Brianna
Olivia
Anna
Hanna
Madison
Brittany
Rachel
Courtney
Seasonal names are bad, but it seems only two are commonly used:
Autumn
Summer
Any name with an alternate spelling, especially if it has a Y or K:
Krystyna
Kathryn
Kandi
Marlyn
If she does happen to be an ethnic minority, please avoid anything that refers to her color (this includes any and all foods):
Cinnamon
Chocolate
Mocha
Caramel
For some reason white girls don't pick food names or anything that refers to their color... I've never met an Ivory and if I did, I'd be very afraid of her.
Bambi is so 20 years ago... no self respecting stripper uses that any more.
Avoiding these names and ones like them will keep her off the fast track to the gentlemens' club, but to be absolutely sure you must hug your daughter, and be a good example of how to have positive relations with the opposite sex.
Reply:Cookie, Jessie or Pixie
Reply:Anything that sounds like an alcoholic drink: Brandy, Chardonnay etc,
Come to think of it, anything that rhymes with Brandi: Candy, Sandy, Mandy,To hell with it, just avoid all the ones ending in a y or an i.! I'd also avoid anything that you think would make her sound like a 'good' girl, like saints names as there could be an opportunity for irony and I believe there's a lot of money in catering for fetishes, so an act called 'Sister Catherine the Naughty Nun' would probably be a huge draw for certain types of people Good God! Its a minefield isn't it? Glad I didn't think of it when I was naming my daughters. What a brilliantly funny question!
Reply:Jade Alexis
Reply:star,sparkle,lexus,portia, diamond, alize', uniqua, mercedes, futura, jewel,
Reply:candy! the all time best!
Reply:Candy, I was a telemarketer for 3 months once. I called once and had to ask for Candy Candy. The sad thing is, they knew who I was talking about!?!?! You shouldn't name your daughter Candy, not cool.
Reply:Well in my opinion I think that a good name would be maybe along the lines of Julia or Jane or maybe Ruby i suggest Ruby because it is a name of a jewal and your daughter is one precious jewal to you.
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