Friday, November 20, 2009

Which Girls names will land your new daughter a one way ticket to the stripper pole?

Gotta keep her off the pole. What are some names that you almost guarantee she becomes a stripper? I'm thinking:


Bambi, Jasmine, Jade

Which Girls names will land your new daughter a one way ticket to the stripper pole?
Amber


Angel


Crystal


Chastity


Kitty


Dewer


Buffy


Monique


Jewel


Pudding


Tasha


Brandie


Bambie


Ginger


Brittany


Bridget


Ashley


Tiffany


Summer


Sweetie


Honey


Candie


Apple


Hildegarde
Reply:my friend has a twin brother and their mom is a stripper





my friends name is Blaze Star Carmichale


and her bros name is Hunter Green Carmichale
Reply:i really hope you don't want your daughter to become a stripper but Cinnamon should do
Reply:candi, jayde, jasmine, bambi, ginger ........paris hilton.
Reply:Jewel


Starla
Reply:we didnt know what we were having and i picked out a girls name and my husband said he was kill me if i named our daughter this name because it was too stripper like...





Lindy





we had a boy so all is well
Reply:Anything that ends in an "i" or has an "x" in it is trouble.
Reply:Oh I've got a whole list...





Crystal


Brandy


Tiffany


Mercedes


Kayleigh


Neveah


Mandy


Bridget





Oh wait, I forgot to add:





Star


Skylar


Jackie


Chantrelle


Giselle


Blossom


Tara


Adrianna


Sabrina


Tasha
Reply:i have a whole list





angel


brandy


cinnamon


daisy


ella


fun (my friends kid)


ginger


jewel


jade


janet


kylie


lola


lorrain


mindy


noel (ex's stripper)


star


trixie
Reply:Crystal


Candy


Tonya


Jessica





All three that you picked are stripper names.
Reply:When we were picking out baby names my husband turned down many names because he said they were stripper names...





I didn't agree with him on most BUT he said no to Brooke, Devon, Sierra, Savannah, Skyler, Lola, and Piper.





I added Amber, Ember, Gemma, and Candie.





Fun Question! SD
Reply:Name your daughter whatever you want. It's the parenting that causes something like that to happen.





But stay away from:


Monique


Giselle


Bambi (you're right)


Kiki


Crystal


Angel
Reply:jewel
Reply:dude, you do understand that most strippers MAKE UP names when they become strippers or hos, don't you? You didn't really think they were born named Jasmine, Amber Tiffany etc right? Most of them are really named Carol, Beth, Julie, Laura etc. LMAO.
Reply:Oh so I have a stripper name?


I am not a stripper.....imagine that....Name your daughter what you want to....it doesn't mean she will be a hoe or a stripper!
Reply:Candy and Bambi sound pretty poley!
Reply:Hey I think it is unfair that you would put a name as old as Jasmine up there. I happen to be named Jasmine and I never made it to the stripper pole. In fact I have a degree and I have worked in local city government. I think you should do some serious thinking. Honestly you know there are some Jane's and Jessica's and Elizabeth's that have gone on to become strippers.
Reply:my cousin named her daughter Kimberly Champagne


and my niece's name is Crystal Lace


those are so stripperish


also Chasity, Charity,


oh and Dixie (I wish I was in Dixie)
Reply:A good parent who does everything they can to raise the child to be a good wholesome person can have a daughter named Bertha turn out to be a stripper.
Reply:Ginger
Reply:candy


love


amber


summer
Reply:Roxy


Trixie


Velvet


Ryan


Lacey


Lace
Reply:Tracy


Casey


Crystal


Dawn


Brandy


Tammy


Jessica


Pamela


Jennifer


Angel


Skyla


Starla


Katie


Destiny


Coco


Misty


Tonya








The list goes on and on and on.. please pick a unique name that isn't trashy!!! Go with an Irish name or something!
Reply:The hottest stripper name these days is:


Amber





In fact any name that is a jewel or plant is trouble:


Jade


Jasmine


Amethyst


Ivy





Most strippers use popular names that are common among white suburban girls for the last 19-20 years:


Alexis


Samantha


Ashley


Taylor


Alyssa


Kayla


Brianna


Olivia


Anna


Hanna


Madison


Brittany


Rachel


Courtney





Seasonal names are bad, but it seems only two are commonly used:


Autumn


Summer





Any name with an alternate spelling, especially if it has a Y or K:


Krystyna


Kathryn


Kandi


Marlyn





If she does happen to be an ethnic minority, please avoid anything that refers to her color (this includes any and all foods):


Cinnamon


Chocolate


Mocha


Caramel





For some reason white girls don't pick food names or anything that refers to their color... I've never met an Ivory and if I did, I'd be very afraid of her.





Bambi is so 20 years ago... no self respecting stripper uses that any more.





Avoiding these names and ones like them will keep her off the fast track to the gentlemens' club, but to be absolutely sure you must hug your daughter, and be a good example of how to have positive relations with the opposite sex.
Reply:Cookie, Jessie or Pixie
Reply:Anything that sounds like an alcoholic drink: Brandy, Chardonnay etc,


Come to think of it, anything that rhymes with Brandi: Candy, Sandy, Mandy,To hell with it, just avoid all the ones ending in a y or an i.! I'd also avoid anything that you think would make her sound like a 'good' girl, like saints names as there could be an opportunity for irony and I believe there's a lot of money in catering for fetishes, so an act called 'Sister Catherine the Naughty Nun' would probably be a huge draw for certain types of people Good God! Its a minefield isn't it? Glad I didn't think of it when I was naming my daughters. What a brilliantly funny question!
Reply:Jade Alexis
Reply:star,sparkle,lexus,portia, diamond, alize', uniqua, mercedes, futura, jewel,
Reply:candy! the all time best!
Reply:Candy, I was a telemarketer for 3 months once. I called once and had to ask for Candy Candy. The sad thing is, they knew who I was talking about!?!?! You shouldn't name your daughter Candy, not cool.
Reply:Well in my opinion I think that a good name would be maybe along the lines of Julia or Jane or maybe Ruby i suggest Ruby because it is a name of a jewal and your daughter is one precious jewal to you.

crape myrtles

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